I Need a Refrigerator

I have a dream.
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that one day, I will own a fridge that does not freeze the food on the top shelf, nor on the bottom shelf.
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a fridge where the defrost function actually functions.
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a fridge that does not leak water upon the floor.
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if you are able to turn the jangling discords of my kitchen into a beautiful symphony of food storage, please let my phone ring: 7 8 five - six 3 0 - 2 six 6 5